| He looked at EVERY SINGLE gold star in the sidewalk - and was photographed with his favourite. |  |
 | Then he went to the Kodak Theater (where the Oscars are handed out) and then to Mann's Chinese Theater. |
| Here was the highlight of his trip!! His heroine - Joan Crawford!! He thought that she had written her message especially for him. (Brave and heartless is the person who tells him that she is actually dead.) |  |
 | He had his photograph taken with the Hollywood sign behind him. |
| And then he met a starlet. Or he believed her to be a starlet. He thought her very beautiful! She was accompanied by a small minder and he wondered if she might be wanting to 'Run Off With Him' - and imagined being kidnapped and living a life of dedicated debauchery. But he was thrilled (and quite relieved!) when she asked him for his autograph and then departed in a pink stretched limo to match her pink stretched T-shirt. |  |