Meanie was in the Dordogne.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!"

he said sweetly and innocently.



But he had. When they'd left him in the bag in car while they went caving. He did it. And when they left him in the BAKING hot room while they went and ate a delicious Perigordian meal, he did it. He opened the sun tan lotion and poured it everywhere. And there wasn't a drop on him.

He wasn't innocent at all!

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